Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Lagos

A total of 7,221 penises of African origin have been seized by the Chinese customs officers in what has now been tagged the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history.

The organs which were hidden in a refrigerated freight container were seized when the ship harboured in the Shanghai Port following information from an anonymous informer who alerted the Chinese authorities.

The organs were packed in 36 boxes labelled as ‘plantains’ inside the refrigerated container on a ship which transited from Lagos, Nigeria and ship’s crew consisting of four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese now being detained.

Speaking on the seizure, the spokesman of the Chinese General Administration of Customs, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr. Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than $1.15 billion, adding that similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.

Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

34 thoughts on “Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Lagos

  1. “These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”
    Clearly the guy meant that if you can prove your harvest is safe then you’re pretty much allowed to sell it in China…

  2. 160k.
    … for ‘COCK and bean soup’???
    THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!
    …a special place in HELL for ANYONE who eats human flesh!

    1. Actually, Johns Hopkins has performed a human penis transplant on a soldier that sustained injuries in Afghanistan. I don’t think this “shipment” is for transplants though.

    2. Well, Sandra Bullock revealed in a Ellen DeGeneres show that you can get face serum made from foreskin and that she used it herself.

  3. So you can sell you penis if you died ?
    And pay for the funaral cost and a big party ?
    How is paying 160.000 for a dead penis anyway ?

  4. Wait until one shows up on Rachel Ray’s show, pounded flat, dredged and breaded, deep fried and served with shredded leeks and guava gravy

  5. Sick fucks the chinese they will sell and eat anything they can get their nasty little hands on, I say blast them off the face of the earth only then will the test of the world be safe

  6. Serious? Why? What the….! Sick sick people. This will stop w Trump, military, Q, and God will deal w them!!!

  7. I see some people are making jokes, but this i no laughing matter. How many have been kidnapped and have their private part removed?.
    Does anyone realise how many people, especially young men ,could be living fear of being kidnapped and having their p/parts removed some might have been killed also.It another form of modern day slavery, when people had to run away in fear of slave catchers,alway on the alert,no peace of mind. Let see if the West will take it as serious as killing elephant for their ivery(tusk)

  8. Most disturbing. This is horrific! These are people’s lives. We should not take this casually. Let’s not forget we the world is losing it’s freedom as we speak. Them today. You tomorrow. Who knows?

  9. I cannot believe what I just read! Makes me sick. The world is getting more evil with each passing day. Lord, please help the children! Save them from these disgusting perverts.

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